Life's too short to even care at all

paulyoptosaurus:

msjewbooty:

paulyoptosaurus:

petition to remove the ‘d’ from wednesday 

wednesay

not what i had in mind but im flexible 

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this

wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

witchpop:

why do u only have 1 wing

maliciousmelons:

i hate when i cant tell if someone is human or if theyre dancer

dungeonsanddamsels:

this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”

doctorheavenharkness:

n0kil7ing:

sevenseasaurus:

Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?

Egberts?

Pizza?

John Green?

A vegan?

The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.

fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers. 

and the vegan wins

rabioheab:

ha ha look at that nerd he just peed his fucking pants

“sir that is a 2 month old baby”