*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
i hate when i cant tell if someone is human or if theyre dancer
this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
ha ha look at that nerd he just peed his fucking pants
“sir that is a 2 month old baby”